Originality Is Dead
This is my blog. My name's Alexis. Lover of all things music and supernatural. :) Follow me..... but only if you want :)So in one week we’ve got three cannibal cases in Florida, a man spitting blood all over a highway patrol officer, another man disemboweling himself and then throwing his intestines at two police officers, and a woman beheading her infant and eating it’s brain…….
(Source: theoreticalurl)
- pretty friend: i just got 100 likes on my photo !
- athletic friend: i just beat everyone in the school at running :')
- popular friend: today 5 guys asked me out lol
- smart friend: just got straight A's!!
- me: i can breathe
One time when I was 7 i went to this big department store and there was giant rugs hanging from the celling and you could move them to see more rugs, so i moved one and there was an employee sitting behind it eating a bag of Doritos and I screamed and started crying and the store gave us a free rug
i got fired because of you
- me during sport: ball rolls in general direction and i fall over my own shadow
- me at a concert: guitarist throws pick into the crowd and i vault 20 people, drop kick all surrounding competition, backflip and catch the pick between my front 2 teeth
when people seriously compliment me
it’s like
wow are you being
for real
like
god bless you and your family
and I hope all your dreams come true
amen
Anonymous asked:
Are you going to "The Beatles: The Lost Concert" movie premier in a few weeks?
Nope sorry :)
Track: Shia Labeouf
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Artist:
I searched Shia LeBeouf in soundcloud and found this.
you’re walking in the woods
there’s no one around and your phone is dead
out of the corner of your eye you spot him
